It's not so much Nickelback that is causing the cancer and erosion of the hearts and minds of children and adults everywhere, it's what their music and success entails. An untalented hack that shits on a blank CD and sends it off to their record company somehow manages to go multi-platinum, earn the adulation and hormonal ire of teenage girls everywhere, and make enough to buy God and all the heavens is a criminal miscarriage of galactic justice. If there is a God, surely he'd recognize true talent and praise that as opposed to letting the idiots give accolades to people who don't deserve it.
A diversity in musical taste is what makes the world so interesting, and I am more than willing to argue with anyone about the band, or music in general. I like to think I have a fairly open mind, listen to a wide range of music, and appreciate classics while experimenting with new sound. But the one universal truth is that Nickelback is atrocious. Why is it that people are so attracted to a band that has asinine lyrics, repetitive sound, and is derisive that Carlos Mencia would blush?
I say Nickelback because they're the perfect example. I don't just mean Nickelback. I mean AC/DC. I mean Dragonforce. I mean a large percentage of today's popular hip-hop, like Cam'Ron and T-Pain. Every last artist sounds the same, has lyrics that make you want to slit your throat with the CD, and are just cacophony. And they're all successful because the idiots who listen to them are hooked, so afraid of experimenting that they're willing to take these shitty artists as the epitome of the genre. AC/DC is the epitome of hard rock! Listen to some fucking Guns n' Roses. T-Pain is the greatest hip-hop artist of all time! Ever heard of the Wu-Tang Clan or Nas?
The last thing I want is to sound like some sort of elitist. I appreciate a good amount of popular music, and some of it is quite good. But we shouldn't be celebrating that which we absolutely know for certain is terrible. As long as we continue to parade mediocrity as the standard while forgoing the genuinely awesome music, which may be indie or mainstream, whatever, society will continue to slip into that inescapable sewer.
PS. But remember, Nickelback is still irredeemable garbage and should be purged from this earth with fire and salt.
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