Fun times. Highlights:
Starting the morning off with a healthy bit of diarrhea.
Finding a cowbell and growling at passerby
Yelling the word "shitty" to Nina in front of her Christian friends two seconds after she tells me to behave myself.
Trying (and failing) to start a mosh pit in the little concert hall.
Screaming "Fucking fuck fuck me fucker fuckity fuckshit" while going on Flight Deck.
Crushing Nina on the Centrifuge ride.
Crushing her hand during Drop Zone.
Swearing extremely profusely on rides with small children present.
Watching Austin and Kyle and some other girl swing back and forth like a horrifying human pendulum. I got it on video, whoop.
Talking about how Benjamin Franklin was an asshole to keep Austin awake as we drove back. Reasons: He dropped his Grandma's turkey and kicked it, choked their dog with a bone, flew an electrified kite into my house, force-fed me peanuts, spit on Martha Washington's food, and ordered a cease-and-desist on Chipotle's operations because he found an irregularly colored pepper. What a fucking dick.
Good fucking times. I haven't been this happy in a while :)
And all that shit comes crashing down with school tomorrow. Hopefully Bardell is particularly exciting in lecture and Prateek dies in a freak shampoo incident.
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