Hello, all. Welcome to my very first blog. Tis a momentous occasion, to be sure. A person making a blog on the internet, communicating what are most likely very cliched ideas to a tiny crowd? Stop the presses and send Mr. Hearst a telegram.
Perhaps you're wondering why I decided to make a blog? In general, I'm not a big fan of social networking, let alone blogging. But I contemplated this for a while, wondering whether it would be worth it, weighing pros and cons, what have you. So I decided to go through with it. I figure that if I update it daily, my writing skills won't get rusty. I hold the opinion that there's nothing greater than words. Ideas couldn't be communicated, thoughts couldn't be articulated. It's absolutely critical to know how to not only write, but write well. In the end, this blog was created for the sole reason of letting me whet my skills to a razor edge, as well as letting the world know my opinions on various matters. Not that they care of course. Reading about opinions isn't always the most exciting thing, so I shall try my best to sprinkle my rants with colorful jokes, sarcasm, metaphors, and pretentious use of large words.
I may come off as a condescending asshole, but trust me, I'm fairly humble, I swear.
Bear with me though. I'm going to update this fucker everyday.
Seacrest out.
PS. Fuck Ryan Seacrest.
4 comments:
lol......
tell nina thank you for posting her bulletin!
Gay
But your in my RSS feed now, congratulations.
As promised. :)
I had this looong comment written out which was deleted TWICE because of this, so you better be happy.
It was along the lines of "I hate you for beating me to blogging, but props for starting it, and I'm a regular reader blah blah blah."
This comment's a doozy.
You and your victories. Agh.
lovely. now i read them all and left you comments. have i made you a smidgen happier?
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